Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Kellen Lewis - You're F%^&ing Out!

This Just In!

Kellen Lewis, efficient scrambling quarterback and soon-to-be receiver, has been dismissed from IU's football team. Reports are stating that he has been dismissed for undisclosed reasons, but my sources are telling me it's for a failed drug test. A school record holder in completions and passes, this is no doubt a huge blow for IU this season should the whole Ben Chappell thing not pan out. Good for Bill Lynch. It takes some balls to not give your star a third chance (see pre-2008 suspension).

And now we honor our official first recipient of You're F%^&ing Out for 2009. Kellen Lewis... you're a dumbass, and You're F%^&ing Out!


So, readers, what's your take on the impact this will have for IU this season?

4 comments:

RV said...

Oh good, someone else is quoting Kenny Powers. That's what we've been missing here at OTP. Gratuitous quotes from popular shows that everyone else in the world is quoting.

I hope we can work in an Ari Gold quote of some sort.

Edge said...

Fine, you're right. Let's hug it out, bitch.

RV said...

You're so wise, you're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

Mad Mike said...

Kenny Powers references are always welcome here. In fact, encouraged.

"I've been blessed with many things in this life, an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python and mind of a f*ckin scientist"