Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Kellen Lewis - You're F%^&ing Out!

This Just In!

Kellen Lewis, efficient scrambling quarterback and soon-to-be receiver, has been dismissed from IU's football team. Reports are stating that he has been dismissed for undisclosed reasons, but my sources are telling me it's for a failed drug test. A school record holder in completions and passes, this is no doubt a huge blow for IU this season should the whole Ben Chappell thing not pan out. Good for Bill Lynch. It takes some balls to not give your star a third chance (see pre-2008 suspension).

And now we honor our official first recipient of You're F%^&ing Out for 2009. Kellen Lewis... you're a dumbass, and You're F%^&ing Out!

So, readers, what's your take on the impact this will have for IU this season?


RV said...

Oh good, someone else is quoting Kenny Powers. That's what we've been missing here at OTP. Gratuitous quotes from popular shows that everyone else in the world is quoting.

I hope we can work in an Ari Gold quote of some sort.

Edge said...

Fine, you're right. Let's hug it out, bitch.

RV said...

You're so wise, you're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

Mad Mike said...

Kenny Powers references are always welcome here. In fact, encouraged.

"I've been blessed with many things in this life, an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python and mind of a f*ckin scientist"