Unscientific Preview: Kentucky vs. Norfolk State

I'll save you all the time and trouble of reading a preview, as Kentucky would be the clear advantage holder in every category. Offense, defense, special teams, etc. all go to the Wildcats and it isn't close.

So instead, I bring to you some research on the Norfolk State.... wait... what's their mascot? Oh... Spartans. That's cute.

Things You Should Know About Norfolk State:

• They're ranked! First of all, I had no idea that they ranked specifically black schools. There's a joke to be made here, but I'm not touching it.
• Their head coach has turned things around. They're averaging 17,000 fans per game at their home field. Steve Kragthorpe wonders what his secret is.
• They have a media guide! I'm assuming they probably have uniforms, perhaps some cheerleaders, maybe even a real field!

Expect a win, expect a much better offensive showing, and Brooks to shut down the first string by the middle of the 3rd. Norfolk State is in over their heads. Welcome to paydayville, Spartans. We'll leave the money on the nightstand when we're finished with you.