Showing posts with label HateWeek. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HateWeek. Show all posts

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Central Michigan Separated at Birth... Part 2

Everyone from time to time gets a "You look just like..." These are who we found for the Chips. (Ed. Note... Seriously... enough with the dreadlocks.)

WR Cornelius Gallon and Jay Z



LB Tim Brazzell and Coolio



DE Sam Williams and Charlie Murphy



OL Kyle Curtis and singer Chris Daughtry.



OL Todd Johnson and drunk Nick Nolte



DB Yvener Lisca and Jimmy Walker



WR Antonio Brown and Crazy Eyes from Mr. Deeds

Central Michigan Separated at Birth... Part 1

Most everyone will get a "You look just like..." at some point in their life. We here at OTP are proud to present the CMU edition of Separated at Birth!

DL Casey Droscha and Steve Sanders



DB Chaz West and Whoopi!



LS Brian Bennyhoff and Eminem



WR Cedric Fraser and Nick Cannon, he of sucky MTV fame



OL Allen Ollenberger and Landfill from Beerfest (or Officer Farva)



K Andrew Aguila and Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite



DB Josh Wilkins and Adam Duritz



DL John Williams and the fat guy from the movie Annapolis



WR Jean Pitts and Tracy Chapman



LS Jake Ekkens and Jimmy the Crip from South Park



WR Darren Martin and an upside down mop



QB Derek Rifenbury and an old woman's magic bingo troll

Central Michigan Hate Week...

In 6 days the Cardinals will line up in Mt. Pleasant, Michigan for what may be their biggest game to date. A win solidifies their bid for the MAC title and solidifies their reputation, a loss virtually eliminates them from the race and makes strong the doubters' case against this Ball State team. Since our proclamation of Hate Week brought us good juju last time against the Hoosiers and effectively ended their season, OTP is proud to present... Central Michigan HateWeek. Rip it up. Hatehatehatehatehate

Monday, September 22, 2008

China Admires Peegs Restrictions, Pegram Still A Giant Douche

For those of you unaware, I had been engaging in a bit of conversation on Indiana's Rivals.com website, Peegs.com. This website, run by Mike Pegram, is a site where Hoosier fans can gather together, talk about all things IU-related, etc. Apparently it is also a place where Pegram gets his jollies by ruling with an iron fist.

Last week on Pegram's site, I defended Ball State and its programs and tried to challenge people saying BSU was a second-tier school with facts and logic. This was met with the usual chorus of "Ball State sucks" or "Go back to Muncie". I simply supported my alma mater, voiced my prediction on the game, etc. In fact, the entire exchange was a bit tame for me, as there were no mentions of Kellen Lewis' drug problems, no mentions of brain tumors, etc. It was classy, it was tame, it was low-key by any standards.

So imagine my surprise when I log into Rivals on Saturday and find a nice little message that I've been blacklisted and am not allowed to post anything. How lovely. Rather than ranting and raving, I was sure there was a misunderstanding. And that's when my conversations with Karl Marx Mike Pegram began.
Pegram in his younger days of Mother Russia

My initial email to Mike was cordial, professional, and really more so just asking for an explanation...
Mike,

I apparently have been blacklisted at Peegs. For what, I have no idea. Can you shed some light on this? I was probably the one Ball State fan who was positive about my school without being negative about IU. Would appreciate being let back in if something I did was a mistake.

Thanks!
Alan
Mike's response to me, ever the wordsmith:
Are you sure you are blacklisted? What is your username?
Mike
Yes, Mike. I'm sure I'm blacklisted. Unless the big screen that says "Account Blacklisted" is incorrect. Regardless, I provided Mike with my username and info for Rivals, and got this reply back. Three days later. After a second email. Kudos to your customer service, big guy.
You did engage in some personal flaming so you will have to sit out at least another week
Mike
Oh really? El-Oh-Fucking-El.

Personal flaming gets you banned at Peegs? Then how in the hell do you even have a site left or a readership? Oh wait... this only applies to fans from visiting teams? Well that makes sense then. Far be it for me to ruin your Ookie Cookie IU Circle Jerk by diverting the attention away from the proverbial Wheat Thin in the middle of the room with logic and conversation.

Helllllooo... I'm here for the Peegs party

Regardless, Mike, it's your internet site. And you can run it with whatever type of iron fist you see fit. Just don't be surprised when the general consensus of everyone you and your site come in contact with is that you should take that iron fist and jam it right into your anus.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Oh Indiana, You Make It Too Easy

Rest assured that I'll be chiming in with commentary and such on the little game played in Bloomington yesterday.

42-20.

Thoughts and prayers to Dante Love and his family. No news is not good news.

42-20.

As for the Hoosier faithful, I'll have a special post for you. Assuming I can figure out how to work this thing with my "fifth-rate Teacher's College" education.

42-20.

Great win for the Cardinals.

42-20.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Ball State-Indiana LiveBlog

So we've got the Ball State Cardinals kicking off at 7pm Saturday against the Indiana Hoosiers. Come on back to get your LiveBlog on with Ball State fans around the globe. hatehatehatehate.

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-OTP


Cardinal Preview: Indiana (hatehatehatehate)

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Ball State vs. Indiana
Location: Memorial Stadium, Bloomington, IN
Game Time: 7:00pm
Television: Big Ten Network

It's Friday of IU Hate Week, and with it comes our preview of tomorrow's showdown. Well, showdown for Ball State. Listening to most IU fans talk, this is going to be a walkthrough for them. Sort of a glorified scrimmage to get them warmed up for Big Ten play. I think it's admirable that Ball State took our little old football team down to Bloomington to let the Hoosiers warm up against us. I mean, we're no Murray State or Western Kentucky, but I'm glad that IU threw us a bone and let us step on the field with them. Sort of like the ESPN "My Wish" segments where the retarded kid gets to meet his idols. We should be honored. We should bow to their impressive standard of Hoosier State mediocrity.

As I have been informed, this isn't a rivalry game for Indiana. In fact, it's no different than playing any of the other tune up games they've played. This is simply a game to get a W, and then move along to the "real competition" of the Big 10. Apparently "real competition" means getting your ass knocked around and finishing in the bottom half of the conference. Noted.

The Basics:
Ball State University Cardinals:
Location: Muncie, IN
Record: 3-0 (1-0 MAC)
Last Week: W vs. Akron 41-24

Indiana University Hoosiers:
Location: Bloomington, IN
Record: 2-0 (0-0 Big 10)
Last Week: W vs. Murray State 45-3 (Sep. 6)

Offense: To call this game "offensively centered" would be like calling Pearl Harbor a "sort of underhanded attack". Both teams come into the game with high powered offenses, playmakers all over the field, and the ability to shift gears when needed based on the balance of each team. IU brings a mobile quarterback, very different than Ball State. Junior Kellen Lewis is a severe threat to the chances of winning this game, as he can throw the ball, run the ball, and according to some IU fans, feed the masses at Memorial Stadium with just three fish and a loaf of bread. He also rolls an amazingly tight spliff from intelligence I've gathered.

IU also brings an outside rushing threat in Marcus Thigpen. The 5-9 senior has amazing speed and when he gets to the outside and turns the corner he's dangerous as evidenced by his 100-yard game against Murray State. Gone for the Hoosiers is big play wideout James Hardy, who torched the Cardinals for 116 yards and 2 scores on 8 catches last year. The Hoosiers have gained at least 450 yards in each of their last two games.

When BSU has the ball, it's the Nate Show live on location in Bloomington. Through the air, the Cardinals are one of the best in the nation, with receiver Dante Love. Davis is accurate and has yet to have a game under 300 yards this season. Overlooked in this offensive attack is MiQuale Lewis, a tough back who has increased production every game this season with his season-high 154 yards last week against Akron.
Advantage: By a small margin, but against an equal defense, I give BSU the edge.

Defense: Indiana comes to the game with an outstanding front 7 and a good secondary. Their weakness, if they have one, is the corner spot. Additionally, safety Austin Thomas is questionable to play. His running mate in the secondary is Nick Polk, who was signed to the program as a receiver. Polk is hard-hitting, fast, and has great hands. He'll largely be counted on to cover TE Darius Hill's routes across the middle or Dante Love's deep threats.

The defensive line is paced by ends Jammie Kirlew and Greg Middleton. The key matchup will be Indiana's defensive line against BSU's O-line. If they can win the battle up front, pressure Davis into mistakes, and not let him sit back and pick apart the secondary, then Indiana will be very successful.

Ball State comes to the Indiana game with a bit of a chip on its defensive shoulder. Though three games into the season, BSU has only played a traditional D-1 offense one time against Akron. Their first game against Northeastern was 1-AA and Navy brings with it a triple option attack. Against the Zips, the Cardinals were serviceable but not outstanding. They allowed 299 through the air and 119 on the ground, but almost 5 yards per carry on rushing attempts.

The front 7 is of great concern against an IU offensive line that is Big 10 quality. The good news for the BSU defense is IU is replacing three senior starters from that offensive line. The O-line for Indiana appears to be improving, giving up 2 sacks in the season opener to WKU and none the following week against Murray State. The defense doesn't need a herculean effort here, but it does need to perform well enough to not put the offense in holes. I am impressed by the ability of the defense to perform better against a team the second time they see them. The Navy game was a great example of knowing a team better and performing better against them the following year.
Advantage: The margin is reduced by the injury to safety Austin Thomas but IU does have the edge.

Coaching: Bill Lynch. Brady Hoke. Do we really need to continue? Lynch has had talent at IU unlike Hoke had when he started at BSU thanks largely to Terry Hoeppner's ability to recruit to Indiana and Lynch's inability to recruit in Muncie. On a sheer x's and o's standpoint, it's probably a push, but the simple fact that Lynch has a head coaching job anywhere after the trainwreck of his Ball State is laughable. Their both changing directions in their programs. The difference is Hoke is turning the corner to be a better football team. Lynch will simply fiddle on while the Titanic sinks around him.
Advantage: As evidenced by the fact that some IU fans are saying Hoke should be considered when Lynch inevitably leaves.

Intangibles: It's a respect game for both programs. Ball State is looking for respect from their in-state BCS brethren. The fans of IU have overlooked the program, insulted the school, and acted like this game is completely insignificant to the IU fanbase. It's just another game to them. Thankfully, games are not played on fansites.

For Indiana it's a game to get respect from the national media who seem smitten with Ball State. They're getting votes in both Top 25 polls. ESPN is writing columns about the Cardinals. No one, aside from their fans and team, is talking about IU. The arguments against their weak schedule, perennial drubbings from Big 10 opponents, and a general lack of respect amongst the media have given IU material for motivation should they choose to use it.

Normally the crowd and a game at night is a significant advantage for the home team. But let's be realistic... this is Indiana. I've been to games at Memorial Stadium and usually the only large crowds are brought with them by Michigan, Ohio State, or Kentucky.
Advantage: Push

Mascot:
Indiana University:

Indiana doesn't have a mascot for their Hoosier team names. So we get Coach Dale. In all his player punching rage. Woody Hayes says, "Good choice."

Ball State:

Charlie Cardinal. Bird of the people.
Advantage: Cardinals aren't the fiercest birds around, but damn it we have a mascot. What sort of communist school doesn't have a mascot?! If the teams go by Hoosiers, then just pick an Indiana resident to walk around and high five people. This is fifth grade shit.

Overall: I am a firm believer that flipping a coin will have just as good a chance as predicting the winner of this game than rational thought. The turning point in this game may very well be a key turnover, a defensive touchdown, or a special teams play. For the IU fans thinking Nate Davis and co. are going to be shut down by the IU defense, dream on. For the Cardinals fans expecting Ball State to walk out with a 20-point win, dream on. It's going to be an exciting game and one that will most likely come down to the wire. IU is a team to watch, who is capable of beating anyone. They are also not good enough to overlook anyone either. I'll root for them the rest of the year, but come Saturday, it's hate. Epic, massive, gargantuan. A supersize hate burger with a side of hate fries and a Hatorade to wash it all down. Game on. Hatehatehatehate.

Prediction:
Ball State 42
Indiana 38

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Life on the Edge: IU Hate Week Edition

Most of you know Edge as the roving correspondent for our OTP Muncie bureau. He brings delight and joy to the masses with his Rock & Roll Report Cards after Ball State games which he decides to rock out at in person. In an effort to ensure your Awesome Quotient, or AQ as we like to call it, increases on a weekly basis, Edge offers insight into the Cards' upcoming opponent as well. This week's edition? Indiana. Hate Week. Hatehatehatehatehate.

Life On The Edge:IU Hate Week Edition

I think if John Lennon were alive, he'd stage a week-long peace demonstration in bed if he could read some of the vitriol being passed back and forth between Ball State and IU fans. It's starting to get nasty, and who couldn't understand? I mean, it is IU Hate Week at OTP (Ed. note: hatehatehatehate). Maybe Lennon wouldn't waste his time with this argument. I don't even know why we have to waste our time with this argument. Let's have a talk...

Rivals.com message boards are always fun to peruse. It's like watching a comedian go back and forth with a witty audience member. It's entertaining, like most boards. But when the comedian turns to you and rips on your sweater your mom made for you, it's not funny anymore. The gloves have to come off.

So here we have some arrogant IU fans -- you know the type -- who claim their team will make history by defeating Ball State. Puh-lease. This is like me bragging about beating my 2-year-old daughter at Guitar Hero. We all know Ball State is the red-headed stepchild of Indiana collegiate athletics (whereas Purdue is the uncle in jail for misconduct with a minor). We are constantly embarassed by our athletics, most recently the racist Ronnie Thompson. I don't even want to get started, but just hear me when I say BSU alum are used to being let down.

But what about IU? Well, you have Bill Lynch. There. We're even.

Yes, IU was in a bowl last year (loss). Yes, IU had a 7-5 season. Were any of these kids Lynch's recruits? Didn't IU have a lot of "let's win this one for the ol' Gipper" in them last year?

Don't get me wrong. Bill is a nice guy. I've never heard anyone outside of the football community utter a negative word about him off the field. And his lack of success at Ball State is debatable, I won't lie. Poor facilities, poor alumni support, and poor choice of assistants = Letterman fodder.

But come on -- the guy is the Michael Scott of Indiana football. It's hard to say a bad thing about the guy because he is so genuine, but it's also hard to overlook the fact that he just might not be that good at his job. Time will tell, but if I'm a betting man, my money's not on Lynch succeeding past this year.

Here's the deal: neither Ball State or IU have faced their real challenges yet this year. In around 48 hours, forget about the midterms. Forget about the warm-up gigs. Forget about the hood rats. It's go-time.

My money is on the Cardinals. That's mostly an indication of my allegiance. Do I think IU can win? Yes. Either team could to be honest. There's a good chance that this game will be tight most of the day. And in the end, it may come down to turnovers, penalties, and special teams. Whichever team controls those three elements will win.

As a side note, I was told by a former IU defensive back that Ball State only runs 3 or 4 plays in any given situation (such as 3rd and short, 3rd and long, etc.). He said they had the most tendencies of any team he ever faced and that the defense should be able to tame the Cards easily. I'll take his word for it, so this is the one thing that scares me. IU -- I think you have the edge in this game.

Then again, you have Bill Lynch.